V is for Vogt’s Valentine’s Day

Vv — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:22:44 +0000

Embedded above, for your enjoyment, is the new hit smash from Nick Vogt. Remember Nick Vogt? Well he makes music, too, and this one’s about that very special day where everything’s a Love Themepark. Enjoy.

Les Lesons du Francais

Vv — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:18:02 +0000

This is a foreign language script I wrote. It’s written in French, however because I was using it as a review exercise I only used words and phrases I knew, which sadly didn’t include “To Kiss”. But, let me know what you think.

Les Lesons du Francais

A is For Alphabet

Vv — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:08:18 +0000

It’s February, the most useless and shortest month. The solution to the eternal dilemma of “What am I going to do before March?”: Alphabet. There are now 26 more days of this month, please stay tuned.

Brushie Brushie Brushie

Vv — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 07:30:02 +0000

Brushie.

Brushie Brushie Brushie

Brushie.

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

Vv — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:09:04 +0000

I have posted many scripts now, but I’m sure you’re all screaming “WHAT ARE SOME NEW PIECES YOU’VE WRITTEN?!?!?!????”, in agony (of course).

Well scream no longer (or at least not on this topic, whether or not you choose to continue screaming about something else is completely up to you). I give you a piece I wrote this previous semester. I give you a tragic tale. I give you:

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

I hope you enjoy. And if you don’t? Well, then I hope you’re vocal chords didn’t get too scratched with all that screaming.

100 Posts

Vv — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:46:46 +0000

This is it, internet. I have made a footprint in your soft soil that will someday become a mighty canyon due to soil erosion and overdevelopment. I have posted one hundred things n this here Great and Powerful Henceblog.

Here are what I remember of the previous one hundred posts:

1. We’re still not eating pie.

2. The relationship between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman is still… being researched.

3. I’m still looking, Mr. Icke. I’m still looking.

4. Vvinni: Episode 1 was just too long.

5. Vvinni: Episode 2 was even longer.

6. Vvinni: Really? Posting three all at once? You could have saved some.

7. Vvinni: Now you’re just running out of ideas.

8. IMdB is much more Puppy now. And thank God for that.

9. Mr Coyne: You are still groovy as Hell. Never forget that, will you?

10. Vvinni: Nobody watches these, you know.

11. JCVD: One of the year’s best? Certainly one of Van Damme’s Best.

12. Vvinni: I like your hat.

13. The birds still want to eat the noodles, but they never will.

14. You know, Mr. Gaiman? I think I’m seeing a common motif in your work.

15. Vvinni: YOU’RE MIXING PLASTICS WITH GLASS.

16. It’s almost time for my Yupd!

17. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. Beyond 2001, Beyond 2010, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.

18. Vvinni: We’re going back to the graveyard.

19. Shopping Penguin? Shopping Penguin.

20. I gave it the “Lizards” tag because the Dream-Eating monster is only able to use the reptilian part of his brain. I AM WITTY.

21. He-Yah! We gotta save the farm, rope those… cows…

22. My other documentary was about carpet.

23. It’s changed in ways you can never imagine.

24. PEA SOUP?!

25. Hello.

26. Vvinni: It makes me feel kind of bad I haven’t been having as many adventures this semester.

27. Worship me as a God.

28. YOU’RE TERING ME APART, LISA!

29. It’s still dripping blood all over my floor.

30. I left off here.

31. I picked it back up here.

32. Then I got shot by some bullets.

33. It’s cold inside, you’ll have to wear a cape.

34. I feel I’ve made much more intriguing work than what I did Freshman year.

35. Really? This is when the quest began? And I haven’t picked it back up until… a few weeks ago? I am NOT doing a good job questing.

36. Vvinni: You’re trying to hard. Stop it.

37. Exploding Goldfish Films. Check them out, why don’t you?

38. OH MY GOD, IT’S A BEAR!!!!

39. See. This is a documentary about Carpet!

40. Help! It took six months to make this!

41. I kill you both.

42. Andrew did this, I have nothing to say about it.

43. Eggs: A common motif of mine.

44. The world would melt were it made of cheese.

45. OH DEAR GOD IT’S ANOTHER BEAR!

46. One of the best of 1991?

47. I got the problem fixed, but now I can’t see my tongue.

48. That’s definitely a Bear.

49. Chickens, Money omelets, and axe-wielding.

50. Gum: It’s really a disappointment nowadays.

51. No, Bicycles!

52. Goodbye.

53. Ethan Holbrook: He Travels through time and Astronauts.

54. If you want to know more about Discouraging Words, then you should be reading the EXGfilms blog. I’m too busy posting movie reviews that are too long and Filler.

55. The cat represents life because we are all being held by the arms of fate that are attached to the torso of our decisions and that torso is the torso of another cat which, oddly enough, represents the plight of minimum wage worker at Wendy’s. So, in conclusion: A Cat is a hamburger.

56. J’ai besoin d’étudier à un examen français.

57. Sharks.

58. Sharks.

59. Sharks.

60. Sharks.

61. Sharks.

62. Sharks and Film.

63. Sharks.

64. Skin Removal Cream, Skin Removal Cream, Skin Removal Cream. SKIN REMOVAL CREAM! Skin. Removal. Cream. Skin Removal Cream? Skin Removal Cream! Skin Removal cream skin removal cram, skin, removal cream. Skin Removal Cream. Skin Removal Cream. SKIN. REMOVAL. CREAM. Skin, Removal, Cream, Skin, Removal, Cream. Skin Removal Cream; Skin Removal Cream. Skin Removal Cream: If it weren’t a product, it would BUY YOU! SKIN REMOVAL CREAM?!!!!

65. It is five o’ clock, and so Tea Time is over.

66. A Surprisingly coherent corpse, unlike a certain other one coming up.

67. One of the best of Moon-related sci-fis of 2009?

68. THERE ARE TOO MANY BEARS ON THIS BLOG.

69. ❦

70. Something (A Post).

71. Discouraging Words: Coming Summer of 2010.

72. Nom nom nom nomnom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom. Nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom. NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM.

73. I don’t even care what the next post was, THERE WERE HAMSTERS IN THE LAST ONE.

74. Let’s see… Was there a tiger in this one? No, just time travel.

75. Nathan Fillion: A Man of many talents. Like being both an astronaut and cowboy. Also, being pure evil’s right-hand man and an award-winning novelist. Truly he accomplished more in a lifetime than any man can.

76. Nick Vogt: A Man whose cat might be a monster.

77. Trail of Terror?

78. I can’t stop this feeling. Deep inside of me. Girl you just don’t realize what you do to me. When you hold me, in your arms so tight, you let me know everything’s alright. I-I-I’m hooked on a feeling. And I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me. Lips as sweet as candy, your taste is on my mind. Girl, you got me thirstin’ for another cup of wine. Got a bug from you, girl, but I don’t need no cure. I just take your picture (?) If I can be sure. All the good times, when we’re all alone, keep up girl. Yeah, you turn me on. I-I-I’m hooked on a feeling and I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me, oh yeah. All the good times, when we’re all alone. Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on I-I-I’m Hooked on a feeling and I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me. I said I’m hooked on a feeling. And I’m high on believing that you’re in love me. Yeah, I’m hooked on a feeling!

79. A whole new web is about to be spun, methinks.

80. Does this mean I might be the next Batman?

81. 100 Untitled pieces, most them involve things breaking.

82. Nathan Fillion: He also battle killer slugs from outer-space. Truly, he is a god.

83. Heart attacks.

84. OH NO, IT’S ANOTHER BEAR!!! THIS MAKES FOUR! FOUR BEARS!!!
85. Beat yourself with a 2×4.
86. OooOooOooOOOO Castles. SpoOOOoOoooOOky.
87. But doesn’t that explain us all?
88. I’m thinking of being Everything next year for Halloween.
89. Towed away at owner’s expense.
90. Vvinni: I’m thinking of a wall now to block their thought beams.
91. I am Rea-Gan! I am-Rea-Gan!
92. Don’t even think about coming to rescue me because I’m probably dead.

93. I just made another letter which I baked in the oven with a honey glaze. It was for Christmas.

94. Sword of Doom: One of the best?

95. Why did you kill this Lawn Ornament?

96. Wagga wagga wagga.

97. You’re tearing me apart, Mummy and Robot.

98. Ronald Q. Metellus: Man of Mystery and probably Sandwiches.

99. Joss Whedon: I wish you luck in your ventures outside of the television box, for I shall be on your side when all comes crashing down.

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Adapt vivid, thine moth. I. H:

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More from the Internet.

Vv — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:51:38 +0000

None of you will know why I’m posting this now.

But in a few weeks you will.

I Fight For My Friends: Tea Time

Vv — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:31:44 +0000

Tea Time is a web comic. A web comic written by Parker Cagle-Smith and Mikhail Twarogowski and drawn by Mikhail Twarogowski. It’s about the miscellaneous adventures of Mephistopheles (called “Mike”) and Lester as they travel. Also, I believe a storyline is coming up where Mike has to fight a giant squid monster. But I’m not absolutely sure of it.

The comic is rather good, although they don’t update when they say they will, and that is upsetting. However, they do things like this to make up for it.

He really is. It's the eyes.

See? That’s nice, isn’t it? Also, I’ve got a guest comic up on the Tea Time Site right now. So if nothing else check that out and let me know how it is.

And yes, I took that image without permission. What’s your point? Class action lawsuit? I’d like to see you try. I… I can FIGHT with… I can FIGHT WITH A BEAR. And… and the bear is like a cannon.

My Mother The Dog Walker: A Story of Love

Vv — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:32:37 +0000

I’m going to begin posting some older videos that I’m sure you’ve all seen before up onto the site. Why? Because I don’t have anything else cued up for posting right now, and I’m thinking of including some of these in my portfolio.

The First is “My Mother The Dog Waker”, the final project for a class I had the first semester I was in film school. The project was to make a short documentary on a process, I made mine on Walking the Dog. Enjoy and let me know what you think of it.

The Great and Powerful Henceblog » Puppy

V is for Vogt’s Valentine’s Day

Embedded above, for your enjoyment, is the new hit smash from Nick Vogt. Remember Nick Vogt? Well he makes music, too, and this one’s about that very special day where everything’s a Love Themepark. Enjoy.

Les Lesons du Francais

This is a foreign language script I wrote. It’s written in French, however because I was using it as a review exercise I only used words and phrases I knew, which sadly didn’t include “To Kiss”. But, let me know what you think.

Les Lesons du Francais

A is For Alphabet

It’s February, the most useless and shortest month. The solution to the eternal dilemma of “What am I going to do before March?”: Alphabet. There are now 26 more days of this month, please stay tuned.

Brushie Brushie Brushie

Brushie.

Brushie.

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

I have posted many scripts now, but I’m sure you’re all screaming “WHAT ARE SOME NEW PIECES YOU’VE WRITTEN?!?!?!????”, in agony (of course).

Well scream no longer (or at least not on this topic, whether or not you choose to continue screaming about something else is completely up to you). I give you a piece I wrote this previous semester. I give you a tragic tale. I give you:

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

I hope you enjoy. And if you don’t? Well, then I hope you’re vocal chords didn’t get too scratched with all that screaming.

100 Posts

This is it, internet. I have made a footprint in your soft soil that will someday become a mighty canyon due to soil erosion and overdevelopment. I have posted one hundred things n this here Great and Powerful Henceblog.

Here are what I remember of the previous one hundred posts:

1. We’re still not eating pie.

2. The relationship between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman is still… being researched.

3. I’m still looking, Mr. Icke. I’m still looking.

4. Vvinni: Episode 1 was just too long.

5. Vvinni: Episode 2 was even longer.

6. Vvinni: Really? Posting three all at once? You could have saved some.

7. Vvinni: Now you’re just running out of ideas.

8. IMdB is much more Puppy now. And thank God for that.

9. Mr Coyne: You are still groovy as Hell. Never forget that, will you?

10. Vvinni: Nobody watches these, you know.

11. JCVD: One of the year’s best? Certainly one of Van Damme’s Best.

12. Vvinni: I like your hat.

13. The birds still want to eat the noodles, but they never will.

14. You know, Mr. Gaiman? I think I’m seeing a common motif in your work.

15. Vvinni: YOU’RE MIXING PLASTICS WITH GLASS.

16. It’s almost time for my Yupd!

17. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. Beyond 2001, Beyond 2010, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.

18. Vvinni: We’re going back to the graveyard.

19. Shopping Penguin? Shopping Penguin.

20. I gave it the “Lizards” tag because the Dream-Eating monster is only able to use the reptilian part of his brain. I AM WITTY.

21. He-Yah! We gotta save the farm, rope those… cows…

22. My other documentary was about carpet.

23. It’s changed in ways you can never imagine.

24. PEA SOUP?!

25. Hello.

26. Vvinni: It makes me feel kind of bad I haven’t been having as many adventures this semester.

27. Worship me as a God.

28. YOU’RE TERING ME APART, LISA!

29. It’s still dripping blood all over my floor.

30. I left off here.

31. I picked it back up here.

32. Then I got shot by some bullets.

33. It’s cold inside, you’ll have to wear a cape.

34. I feel I’ve made much more intriguing work than what I did Freshman year.

35. Really? This is when the quest began? And I haven’t picked it back up until… a few weeks ago? I am NOT doing a good job questing.

36. Vvinni: You’re trying to hard. Stop it.

37. Exploding Goldfish Films. Check them out, why don’t you?

38. OH MY GOD, IT’S A BEAR!!!!

39. See. This is a documentary about Carpet!

40. Help! It took six months to make this!

41. I kill you both.

42. Andrew did this, I have nothing to say about it.

43. Eggs: A common motif of mine.

44. The world would melt were it made of cheese.

45. OH DEAR GOD IT’S ANOTHER BEAR!

46. One of the best of 1991?

47. I got the problem fixed, but now I can’t see my tongue.

48. That’s definitely a Bear.

49. Chickens, Money omelets, and axe-wielding.

50. Gum: It’s really a disappointment nowadays.

51. No, Bicycles!

52. Goodbye.

53. Ethan Holbrook: He Travels through time and Astronauts.

54. If you want to know more about Discouraging Words, then you should be reading the EXGfilms blog. I’m too busy posting movie reviews that are too long and Filler.

55. The cat represents life because we are all being held by the arms of fate that are attached to the torso of our decisions and that torso is the torso of another cat which, oddly enough, represents the plight of minimum wage worker at Wendy’s. So, in conclusion: A Cat is a hamburger.

56. J’ai besoin d’étudier à un examen français.

57. Sharks.

58. Sharks.

59. Sharks.

60. Sharks.

61. Sharks.