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Y is for YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

Vv — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:59:53 +0000

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N is for Not a Post

Vv — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:52:04 +0000

J is for Joke

Vv — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 09:07:09 +0000

I found a genie in my bottle of glue. It asked me what I wanted, and I told him glue.

G is for Gold!

Vv — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:35:14 +0000

Wonderful Gold!

Berlin!

Bear V

Vv — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:43:57 +0000

The mother probably wasn't happy about this.

Bear.

2009, Farewell.

Vv — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 08:42:54 +0000

The end of the year, the decade, the month. All of these are swiftly approaching, meaning only one thing: RECAP TIME!

Firstly, the numbers:

This marks the 104th post. As of its writing there have been a total of 183 comments on The Great and Powerful Henceblog. This is balanced out by the fact that there have been about 4,190 Spam comments made.

All in all, the comments on The Great and Powerful Henceblog average out to 94% spam and 6% Legitimate (This is, however, a massive improvement over where we were in the middle of the year).

The month where the most Legitimate comments were made was October with 43. The month where the most Spam comments were made was May with 794.

The Great and Powerful Henceblog has 17 Categories and 61 Tags. We now move away from what may appear as a guilt trip, and onto much more fun areas.

Such as: The Most popular posts (with 7 comments each):

1) About Film, Time, and Pumas

Now on to the most viewed films of mine in 2009:

1) Disfigurement Man: The Fear Wake

2) Skin Removal Cream

3) Lamplight Breakfast on a Burning Kitten

4) Coo Coo Clam and the Gravity Brigade

5) Deadisode 8

The most used tags are: Video (34), Things Better Than Hobgoblins (22), Kaboom! (19), Misco (17), Past (14), Discussion (14).

The least used tags are: Birthday Funtime! (1), Crustaceans (2), FAT (2), RO-BOT (2), Wind- (2).

The most useless posts are:

And so, to close: Here is 2009 in a picture:

: Farewell 2009, may you never show your ugly face again.

100 Posts

Vv — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:46:46 +0000

This is it, internet. I have made a footprint in your soft soil that will someday become a mighty canyon due to soil erosion and overdevelopment. I have posted one hundred things n this here Great and Powerful Henceblog.

Here are what I remember of the previous one hundred posts:

1. We’re still not eating pie.

2. The relationship between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman is still… being researched.

3. I’m still looking, Mr. Icke. I’m still looking.

4. Vvinni: Episode 1 was just too long.

5. Vvinni: Episode 2 was even longer.

6. Vvinni: Really? Posting three all at once? You could have saved some.

7. Vvinni: Now you’re just running out of ideas.

8. IMdB is much more Puppy now. And thank God for that.

9. Mr Coyne: You are still groovy as Hell. Never forget that, will you?

10. Vvinni: Nobody watches these, you know.

11. JCVD: One of the year’s best? Certainly one of Van Damme’s Best.

12. Vvinni: I like your hat.

13. The birds still want to eat the noodles, but they never will.

14. You know, Mr. Gaiman? I think I’m seeing a common motif in your work.

15. Vvinni: YOU’RE MIXING PLASTICS WITH GLASS.

16. It’s almost time for my Yupd!

17. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. Beyond 2001, Beyond 2010, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.

18. Vvinni: We’re going back to the graveyard.

19. Shopping Penguin? Shopping Penguin.

20. I gave it the “Lizards” tag because the Dream-Eating monster is only able to use the reptilian part of his brain. I AM WITTY.

21. He-Yah! We gotta save the farm, rope those… cows…

22. My other documentary was about carpet.

23. It’s changed in ways you can never imagine.

24. PEA SOUP?!

25. Hello.

26. Vvinni: It makes me feel kind of bad I haven’t been having as many adventures this semester.

27. Worship me as a God.

28. YOU’RE TERING ME APART, LISA!

29. It’s still dripping blood all over my floor.

30. I left off here.

31. I picked it back up here.

32. Then I got shot by some bullets.

33. It’s cold inside, you’ll have to wear a cape.

34. I feel I’ve made much more intriguing work than what I did Freshman year.

35. Really? This is when the quest began? And I haven’t picked it back up until… a few weeks ago? I am NOT doing a good job questing.

36. Vvinni: You’re trying to hard. Stop it.

37. Exploding Goldfish Films. Check them out, why don’t you?

38. OH MY GOD, IT’S A BEAR!!!!

39. See. This is a documentary about Carpet!

40. Help! It took six months to make this!

41. I kill you both.

42. Andrew did this, I have nothing to say about it.

43. Eggs: A common motif of mine.

44. The world would melt were it made of cheese.

45. OH DEAR GOD IT’S ANOTHER BEAR!

46. One of the best of 1991?

47. I got the problem fixed, but now I can’t see my tongue.

48. That’s definitely a Bear.

49. Chickens, Money omelets, and axe-wielding.

50. Gum: It’s really a disappointment nowadays.

51. No, Bicycles!

52. Goodbye.

53. Ethan Holbrook: He Travels through time and Astronauts.

54. If you want to know more about Discouraging Words, then you should be reading the EXGfilms blog. I’m too busy posting movie reviews that are too long and Filler.

55. The cat represents life because we are all being held by the arms of fate that are attached to the torso of our decisions and that torso is the torso of another cat which, oddly enough, represents the plight of minimum wage worker at Wendy’s. So, in conclusion: A Cat is a hamburger.

56. J’ai besoin d’étudier à un examen français.

57. Sharks.

58. Sharks.

59. Sharks.

60. Sharks.

61. Sharks.

62. Sharks and Film.

63. Sharks.

64. Skin Removal Cream, Skin Removal Cream, Skin Removal Cream. SKIN REMOVAL CREAM! Skin. Removal. Cream. Skin Removal Cream? Skin Removal Cream! Skin Removal cream skin removal cram, skin, removal cream. Skin Removal Cream. Skin Removal Cream. SKIN. REMOVAL. CREAM. Skin, Removal, Cream, Skin, Removal, Cream. Skin Removal Cream; Skin Removal Cream. Skin Removal Cream: If it weren’t a product, it would BUY YOU! SKIN REMOVAL CREAM?!!!!

65. It is five o’ clock, and so Tea Time is over.

66. A Surprisingly coherent corpse, unlike a certain other one coming up.

67. One of the best of Moon-related sci-fis of 2009?

68. THERE ARE TOO MANY BEARS ON THIS BLOG.

69. ❦

70. Something (A Post).

71. Discouraging Words: Coming Summer of 2010.

72. Nom nom nom nomnom nom nom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom nom nom nom nomnom nom. Nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom. Nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom, nom-nom. NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM NOM NOM NOMNOM NOM NOM NOM. NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM-NOM NOM.

73. I don’t even care what the next post was, THERE WERE HAMSTERS IN THE LAST ONE.

74. Let’s see… Was there a tiger in this one? No, just time travel.

75. Nathan Fillion: A Man of many talents. Like being both an astronaut and cowboy. Also, being pure evil’s right-hand man and an award-winning novelist. Truly he accomplished more in a lifetime than any man can.

76. Nick Vogt: A Man whose cat might be a monster.

77. Trail of Terror?

78. I can’t stop this feeling. Deep inside of me. Girl you just don’t realize what you do to me. When you hold me, in your arms so tight, you let me know everything’s alright. I-I-I’m hooked on a feeling. And I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me. Lips as sweet as candy, your taste is on my mind. Girl, you got me thirstin’ for another cup of wine. Got a bug from you, girl, but I don’t need no cure. I just take your picture (?) If I can be sure. All the good times, when we’re all alone, keep up girl. Yeah, you turn me on. I-I-I’m hooked on a feeling and I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me, oh yeah. All the good times, when we’re all alone. Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on I-I-I’m Hooked on a feeling and I’m high on believing that you’re in love with me. I said I’m hooked on a feeling. And I’m high on believing that you’re in love me. Yeah, I’m hooked on a feeling!

79. A whole new web is about to be spun, methinks.

80. Does this mean I might be the next Batman?

81. 100 Untitled pieces, most them involve things breaking.

82. Nathan Fillion: He also battle killer slugs from outer-space. Truly, he is a god.

83. Heart attacks.

84. OH NO, IT’S ANOTHER BEAR!!! THIS MAKES FOUR! FOUR BEARS!!!
85. Beat yourself with a 2×4.
86. OooOooOooOOOO Castles. SpoOOOoOoooOOky.
87. But doesn’t that explain us all?
88. I’m thinking of being Everything next year for Halloween.
89. Towed away at owner’s expense.
90. Vvinni: I’m thinking of a wall now to block their thought beams.
91. I am Rea-Gan! I am-Rea-Gan!
92. Don’t even think about coming to rescue me because I’m probably dead.

93. I just made another letter which I baked in the oven with a honey glaze. It was for Christmas.

94. Sword of Doom: One of the best?

95. Why did you kill this Lawn Ornament?

96. Wagga wagga wagga.

97. You’re tearing me apart, Mummy and Robot.

98. Ronald Q. Metellus: Man of Mystery and probably Sandwiches.

99. Joss Whedon: I wish you luck in your ventures outside of the television box, for I shall be on your side when all comes crashing down.

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Vv — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:50:17 +0000

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A Letter to Mr. Perez

Vv — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:32:58 +0000

Dear Mr. Perez,

I am a rather avid gum chewer, for if I did not I would eat my pens. It is a problem. I have a lot of those. But this is not about me, this about you. This is about gum.

The classical flavors of your gum (I refer specifically to 5 and Orbit) are generally good choices. They last long, they have nice flavor, and when one is in the mood for a Classical flavor (Peppermint, Spearmint, Cinnamon, Bubble) then yours are rather nice choices in the world of gum.

Step on Gum

Yet, and this is something I have consistently noted in your products, once we get into more complicated flavors I have noticed a decline in gum quality. I have noted this in Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit, in 5′s Elixir, and in many of the specialty flavors of Orbit: After anywhere between twenty minutes and one hour of chewing these gums become liquid and sour. This disappoints me.

Mr. Perez, I assure you this is not my way of venting anger at having nothing better to post on an insignificant blog. I also ask you to perhaps take a look at the contents to your gum products, for this liquifying after a short time is unacceptable, especially with gum prices climbing to around a dollar. I’d like my packs of gum to last at least a week, and with many of your products this is not possible.

Thank you, Mr. Perez. I trust we won’t have to take this to Mr. Wrigley Jr. I hear his father is a ghost, and a mean one at that.

The Great and Powerful Henceblog » Filler

Y is for YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

N is for Not a Post

J is for Joke

I found a genie in my bottle of glue. It asked me what I wanted, and I told him glue.

G is for Gold!

Wonderful Gold!

Bear V

Bear.

2009, Farewell.

The end of the year, the decade, the month. All of these are swiftly approaching, meaning only one thing: RECAP TIME!

Firstly, the numbers:

This marks the 104th post. As of its writing there have been a total of 183 comments on The Great and Powerful Henceblog. This is balanced out by the fact that there have been about 4,190 Spam comments made.

All in all, the comments on The Great and Powerful Henceblog average out to 94% spam and 6% Legitimate (This is, however, a massive improvement over where we were in the middle of the year).

The month where the most Legitimate comments were made was October with 43. The month where the most Spam comments were made was May with 794.

The Great and Powerful Henceblog has 17 Categories and 61 Tags. We now move away from what may appear as a guilt trip, and onto much more fun areas.

Such as: The Most popular posts (with 7 comments each):

1) About Film, Time, and Pumas

2) A Letter to Mr. Whedon

3) Halloween: A Retrospective

4) Without the T’s: Slither

Now on to the most viewed films of mine in 2009:

1) Disfigurement Man: The Fear Wake

2) Skin Removal Cream

3) Lamplight Breakfast on a Burning Kitten

4) Coo Coo Clam and the Gravity Brigade

5) Deadisode 8

The most used tags are: Video (34), Things Better Than Hobgoblins (22), Kaboom! (19), Misco (17), Past (14), Discussion (14).

The least used tags are: Birthday Funtime! (1), Crustaceans (2), FAT (2), RO-BOT (2), Wind- (2).

The most useless posts are:

1) Filler

2) This one

3) A Letter to Mr. Perez

And so, to close: Here is 2009 in a picture:

100 Posts

This is it, internet. I have made a footprint in your soft soil that will someday become a mighty canyon due to soil erosion and overdevelopment. I have posted one hundred things n this here Great and Powerful Henceblog.

Here are what I remember of the previous one hundred posts:

1. We’re still not eating pie.

2. The relationship between Gary Coleman and Gary Oldman is still… being researched.

3. I’m still looking, Mr. Icke. I’m still looking.

4. Vvinni: Episode 1 was just too long.

5. Vvinni: Episode 2 was even longer.

6. Vvinni: Really? Posting three all at once? You could have saved some.

7. Vvinni: Now you’re just running out of ideas.

8. IMdB is much more Puppy now. And thank God for that.

9. Mr Coyne: You are still groovy as Hell. Never forget that, will you?

10. Vvinni: Nobody watches these, you know.

11. JCVD: One of the year’s best? Certainly one of Van Damme’s Best.

12. Vvinni: I like your hat.

13. The birds still want to eat the noodles, but they never will.

14. You know, Mr. Gaiman? I think I’m seeing a common motif in your work.

15. Vvinni: YOU’RE MIXING PLASTICS WITH GLASS.

16. It’s almost time for my Yupd!

17. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ. Beyond 2001, Beyond 2010, Beyond Love, Beyond Death.

18. Vvinni: We’re going back to the graveyard.

19. Shopping Penguin? Shopping Penguin.

20. I gave it the “Lizards” tag because the Dream-Eating monster is only able to use the reptilian part of his brain. I AM WITTY.

21. He-Yah! We gotta save the farm, rope those… cows…

22. My other documentary was about carpet.

23. It’s changed in ways you can never imagine.

24. PEA SOUP?!

25. Hello.

26. Vvinni: It makes me feel kind of bad I haven’t been having as many adventures this semester.

27. Worship me as a God.

28. YOU’RE TERING ME APART, LISA!

29. It’s still dripping blood all over my floor.

30. I left off here.

31. I picked it back up here.

32. Then I got shot by some bullets.

33. It’s cold inside, you’ll have to wear a cape.

34. I feel I’ve made much more intriguing work than what I did Freshman year.

35. Really? This is when the quest began? And I haven’t picked it back up until… a few weeks ago? I am NOT doing a good job questing.

36. Vvinni: You’re trying to hard. Stop it.

37. Exploding Goldfish Films. Check them out, why don’t you?

38. OH MY GOD, IT’S A BEAR!!!!

39. See. This is a documentary about Carpet!

40. Help! It took six months to make this!

41. I kill you both.

42. Andrew did this, I have nothing to say about it.

43. Eggs: A common motif of mine.