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Death of a Porcupine

Vv — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:15:20 +0000

So, here’s a short script I wrote earlier this summer when I was in an interesting mood. It’s about procupines, camping, and baseball bats. Enjoy?

Death of a Porcupine

The Impossible Adventures of Poohby

Vv — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:49:23 +0000

I originally wrote this script in order to make something that couldn’t made anywhere. It probably can, and looking back, I realize it was incredibly pretentious. I’m sorry, but here it is: The extension of one of the greatest characters to come from my metaphorical pen: Poohby.

The Impossible Adventures of Poohby

Into the Mainframe: The Screenplay

Vv — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:42:43 +0000

Hello everyone! So for my second project in my Production class I have decided to shoot a computer Hacker movie. I am well through pre-production, and I’m about to get much more intense with it, however if there are any massive errors (I’ve taken notes on grammatical errors, which I’ll fix before sending it to actors) let me know. Also, let me know what you think of it.

MAINFRAME – final draft

Masterpiece

Vv — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:31:09 +0000

For the midterm to my class on “The Narrative” I was instructed to make something important in an important manner. I decided to write my masterpiece which is about Superweapons, tyranny, hubris, and mighty condors.

I have attached below the files that I included in the final, however due to the nature of how I went about doing the project all of the pieces should be jumbled together. However, for the most part the things that I’m actually holding onto are in the stageplay version.

Qyleiryn Language

Summary?

MASTERPIECE

The Qyleiryn Incident

To Stop Nuclear

Fire Fire Fire

Vv — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:40:12 +0000

For my production class this semester we’re making two films. One is in between 3 and 7 minutes and the emphasis should be on sound, and the second is something else. Below is the script for the film I’ll be shooting for the first project. It’s about lighting a building on fire, enjoy.

Fire Fire Fire

Les Lesons du Francais

Vv — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:18:02 +0000

This is a foreign language script I wrote. It’s written in French, however because I was using it as a review exercise I only used words and phrases I knew, which sadly didn’t include “To Kiss”. But, let me know what you think.

Les Lesons du Francais

K is for KNIFE FIGHT!!!

Vv — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 06:37:02 +0000

For you unfortunate few who are not readers of the superblog “The Blog of Ronald Metallus” there was recently a post about Knife Fights.

I have decided to explore this idea further. Take this for example:

That lantern’s giving off a lot of light.

I believe it’s from Treasure island, most likely form the part where the one pirate tries to trick the other pirate into not being a pirate and starting his own CyberCafe. That was a good part. On to more knife fights.

I guess it's actually a knife/grenade fight.

This one isn’t so much a fight, as it is the threatening before a fight. As you can see, it will be one heck of a fight.

And so, to close this up, I will write my own knife fight. Right here. Right now.

INT. BAR – NIGHT

HENRY WINKLER sits in dingy bar, nursing a shaker of whiskey.

HUNTER S. THOMPSON kicks in the door to the bar. He holds a knife, which he points to Henry.

HUNTER S. THOMPSON

Henry Winkler, today is your day of Reckonning.

Prepare to duel!

Henry gives a sideglance at Hunter S. Thompson. He finishes his whiskey, and stands to his feet.

HENRY WINKLER

I knew you’d catch up to me someday, Hunter.

But there’s one thing you should know: I’ve been

Practicing.

Henry swiftly unsheaths two double-edged knives. He turns them, ready for battle.

Hunter narrows his eyes. He tosses his knife to his other hand.

Hunter charges at Henry. Henry charges at Hunter. They fight. They fight with KNIVES.

Hunter attempts to stab Henry in the gut, Henry blocks the blade with one of his knives and brings the other up to Hunter’s neck.

Hunter is too quick, he grabs Henry’s wrist and squeezes it tight. Henry drops the knife, Hunter kicks it away.

Henry turns the blade of his knife, scraping against Hunter’s leg.

Hunter yelps.

Henry smiles.

Hunter turns his knife and slashes across Henry’s stomach.

Henry grabs his gut. Hunter raises his knife, ready to deliver the final blow.

A throwing is knife hits the wall. Hunter and Henry turn and find HARRIET TUBMAN standing in the doorway. She holds a glave.

HERRIET TUBMAN

I’M NOT DEAD YET!

The three knife fighters stare at each other, readying their knives.

They charge. Freezeframe. End.

Clean Garage

Vv — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:00:31 +0000

C is for Clean Garage, a script I wrote at some point late last year. Enjoy?

Clean Garage

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

Vv — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 07:09:04 +0000

I have posted many scripts now, but I’m sure you’re all screaming “WHAT ARE SOME NEW PIECES YOU’VE WRITTEN?!?!?!????”, in agony (of course).

Well scream no longer (or at least not on this topic, whether or not you choose to continue screaming about something else is completely up to you). I give you a piece I wrote this previous semester. I give you a tragic tale. I give you:

The Chronicles of a Man With a Perpetual Headache

I hope you enjoy. And if you don’t? Well, then I hope you’re vocal chords didn’t get too scratched with all that screaming.

Not Milk

Vv — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:07:22 +0000

Here’s a script I wrote a couple months ago. I’m not sure what to think of it, but it exists. And that is okay with me.

Kitty Wants Milk