I have heard your pained cries through my computer screen: “Vvinni, what oh what were you for All Hallows Eve? For if I do not know, surely I shall die”. Well never fear, for I shall spare your life this time out of compassion and pity.

Vvinni from the Future

Yes, this year for Halloween I was Vvinni from The Future… or perhaps Vvinni from the Future was me.  You of course know I’m from the future because I have a scar across my eye and I’m wearing black.

But I hear more cries.  Would you like to what I’ve been for halloween for the previous years?  Well okay, I will.

Robot Ghost Dinosaur

Last year I was the most terrifying of all Halloween creatures: The Robot Ghost Dinosaur.  And yes, I did do battle with a regular robot. I’m pretty sure Jesus saved us and afterwards we all danced the night away.

The Concept of Asymmetry

The year before that?  Well I was the Concept of Asymmetry.  That was nice one, because the months after Halloween I still had a quarter of my head shaved.

Before Asymmetry I worked for a couple of week constructing a Tetris Block out of cardboard and some reinforcing wood.  However, I couldn’t wear it for most of the day because it wouldn’t fit into the trunk of my car.  So my secondary costume for this year was being “The Desert”.  I don’t have a picture, but I was draped in a beige curtain and I carried around a cactus.  Also, I made wind noises.

This is where the pictures stop, but just in case you’re interested, here are other costumes of mine (we’ll see how far back we can go): 11- Space Pirate, 10- The 80′s (Equipped with a “Frankie says RELAX” shirt and Flock of Seagulls haircut), 9- A Lollipop (some people thought I was an Aztec God), 8- (Here’s where we get less creative) Vampress, 7- Monk, 6- Lifeguard, 5- (See if you can find the motif for the next few years) Taco Bell Chihuahua, 4- Black Lab, 3- Dog, 2- Comet, and that’s where memory fails me.  I know at some point in my early years I was a rooster. And for next year?  Well, we’ll just have to see.  Perhaps I’ll make an esoteric reference to the Doom Patrol comic book series, specifically from the Grant Morrison run.

So now you can stop crying, internet.  Please. It’s very distracting and you’re being whiny.