This is Why You’re Fat: a site I would fight for if only I knew those who ran it.

Nevertheless, it’s a neat photo-blog of horrible monstrosities some call food.  It has brought some such things as the Hot Pocket Sandwhich, Velveeta Fudge, Deep Fried Bacon Encrusted Pork Rinds, and of course the Taco Burger.  If you like terrible food like I know I do, then you should check it out.  If you don’t, I can’t fight you over it, but I can SPITE you.  I can spite you with a knife of silence and the poison of shame.

Recently a new item was posted on This is Why You’re Fat, an item that needs the harsh green light of the internet shining on it.  Some call it “El Niño”, Some a product of human ingenuity, some mankind’s downfall.  I’ll let you be the judge.

We Did It.

Just in case you can’t tell, That’s ground beet, onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomatoes, and cheddar cheese wrapped up inside of a pepperoni pizza.  It weighs three pounds.  It costs one life.