Part 1 of the Trilogy: “A Complicated Web of Papers and Lies”
This last May I received a package.
The package was in a box, and in that box a hard drive encasement duck taped shut along with some little papers that read “No”. The hard drive had a series of sticky notes on it that, along with pictures of pigs and “FUCK!” the sticky notes told me I needed a screwdriver, which wasn’t included.
I no longer have a “G” rating.
It was my mission to open the hard drive.
It was shut. Shut with SCREWS.
When opened, the encasement included thousands more of the “No” papers, and another duck taped parcel. The duck tape covered diagrams explaining the Timecube® phenomena, and underneath the papers of madness there was a video tape.
A VHS tape.
A VHS tape with “I Got The Poops” on it.
A VHS tape that was the beginning to a video correspondence.
I have formulated a response to this monstrosity.
And that response is about to see the light of the internet.
It has been received::: http://www.exgfilms.com/?p=1189
They did not.
Plus we’re allergic. Unless they came up with a cure.
Cats are not to be trusted. They can sometimes be a bad problem to have because of noses and ears but also for some people they can cause bad dreams.