Dear Internet,

I have worked for you for about four months now, and I am disappointed.  I wake up in the mornings dreading going to work, my coworkers don’t seem to acknowledge my existence, and the water in the water cooler tastes like it came from a pool.

I know of your long-term employee benefits, but I do not wish to wait that long and  I have another offer which I wish to explore.  So, thank you for your time and patience however I feel I must resign.

Within a month or so, perhaps I will come back and beg for my old job. Perhaps I will not.  This is the way it has to be, I fear.

Sincerely,

Vvinni J. Gagnepain