Here are a few movies ha are jus plain bad. The Room is one of hese.

I's like I'm siing on an aom bomb waiing for i o go off.

Here are a few movies ha you have o wonder why no one realized he movie was a bad idea whils making i. The Room is one of hese.

Here are a few movies ha make you wan o tear open your skull in order o sop waching. The Room is one of hese.

The Room is a film abou a sociopahic woman who cheas on her fiancee’s bes friend, Mark. Seriously, guys, Mark is her fiancee’s bes friend.

I knew his film would be bad, I heard sories and I saw he clips.  Remember he Im and Eric episode “Tommy”? He one wih “He Pigman” in i? And remember hose clips from he gues direcor’s movie? Well hose clips were real and hey were from his movie.

He bes way I can describe he syle of his movie is ha i’s like an ABC Family sicom, only here are seven sex scenes (all very long and painful o wach) and he acing is worse.  Yes, worse han an ABC Family sicom.

Wha makes he acing bad? He lines are delivered flaly, he acors have no reasoning behind heir acions and no subex behind heir speech, and hey’re not working wih he greaes maerial o begin wih.  Le me show you a clip:

Yes. I’s real. Yes, i was made in seriousness (alhough direcor Tommy Wiseau has since claimed i was supposed o be a dark comedy all along). Even if his film were a dark comedy, here’s such a hing as going oo far, Mr. Wiseau.  One of he hings ha shows you ha you’re going oo far is no having an engaging sory. I give The Room a:

Is no very good.

So is this film no worh waching?  Well, i’s an experience.  I should be reaed as such.  The Room is no somehing you wach alone, and i’s no somehing you wach wih people who don’ appreciae how deliciously bad hings are.  If MS3K was sill on and did modern non-sci-fi movies, he episode wih The Room would make you believe in a God. I would be FANASIC! If you have a chance o wach his movie in heaers, I would say ake i. I cerainly would, as painful as waching i is.  Why? Because as I said his isn’ a movie, i’s like live heare.  Aparenly when waching he movie in heaers he audience is o hrow spoons a he screen, scream ou “WHO HE FUCK ARE YOU?!” a any of he worhless incidenal characers, and occasionally chime in wih favorie lines like “You’re earing me apar, Lisa!” and “Oh hi, Mark!”.

The Room is bad, and i migh be worse han Hobgoblins. I can’ say, because I haven’ dared o wach Hobgoblins wihou he commenary.  My guess is ha i’s on he same level, where he enire movie you shake your head and marvel a how amazingly bad i is.