I is for IMdB
Now, I know that all of you have dedicated your lives to watching my IMdB page extremely close, so I need not tell you this, however because I’ve decided to write a post a day each based off a letter of the alphabet, I figured I might as well let you know.
I have a new credit on IMdB. No, it’s not because I’ve submitted some of films to festivals. It’s for a movie I acted in and helped with locations the summer before I stepped foot in the halls of art school. It’s a film whose title is 16 Heads and Counting: A Love Story With Teeth.
For some reason, the film’s website is still up. Here, I shall link you to the trailer.
So there. I play a crazy man in a dog suit, and yet I am not credited as such. Discuss.
Also, on the subject of IMdB. The latest worst film: Daniel: Der Zauberer, followed closely by Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.
Hoooly shite, what the hell is that doing up there? I submitted 16 Heads to IMDb like two years ago and it got rejected because it hadn’t been in any festivals. Why should it show up all of a sudden? How did I not know about it until just now? This is creeping me out.
Even freakier, I just discovered that sometime while I was in Nicaragua some kind of bizarre cellular division happened in my closet and I now have two copies of Adaptation–identical in every way–instead of one. …what?