A good friend of mine has fallen ill.  So, Vvinni from the Future, here is everything you need to know about Hospitals:

1. How to get to the Hospital.  Luckily, we here in the past have maps for free viewing on a massive intertwined web. Here is how to get to the Hospital:

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2. When entering into a hospital, it is very important NOT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.  Hospitals are full of evil spirits who enter your soul through the nearest third dimensional gateway: The retina.

- As a sidenote, Hospitals cannot get rid of the evil spirits, because evil spirits are EXCELLENT Ear, Nose, and Heart doctors.

3. Many people like to sell hats in Hospitals; this is because they are chauvinistic vampires who prey off the sick and needy. DO NOT BUY A HOSPITAL HAT, THEY ARE ITCHY AND MADE OF WOOL.

4. In the current health system, the primary tool for doctoring is an axe.  If you provide your own, you may pay less.

5. In a hospital, the louder you are the sooner you will be helped.  Also, be sure to bleed a lot.  Hospital spirits LOVE blood, they eat it (remember: chauvinistic vampires).

6. Do not leave the hospital the same way you came in, if you do you will never escape.

The other details vary from place to place and on the weather, however with these simple 6 1/2 rule you can navigate your way into a hospital.  Good luck.